There are as many opinions about Health Care Reform as there are strains of the flu. Like it or lump it, the legislators have legislated. Here at Pure Pop we only see one course of action when vastly complicated and controversial bills dominate the headlines; we listen to songs that are superficially connected to them. In that spirit, we proudly present 10 songs to Celebrate or Lament Health Care Reform By.

1. Gregory Isaacs “Night Nurse”

A classy start.

2. Phish “Down With Disease”

The local heroes take a stand against disease.

3. Alien Sex Fiend “Here Cum Germs”

Is being a sex fiend covered under the new plan?

4. Deltron 3030 “Virus”

Animated persons are low-risk for skin disease.

5. La Lupe “Fever”

One of hundreds of versions of this song.

6. Eels “Cancer for the Cure”

The only version of this song.

7. Roxy Music “Love is the Drug”

Was Bryan Ferry’s eye-patch covered by his insurer?

8. Spiritualized “Medication”

Drugs may be bad, but you can thank them for this song.

9. Smiths “Still Ill”

Morrissey gave Johnny Marr a rash.

10. Thompson Twins “Doctor Doctor”

A doctor for each twin.