Our good friend and Pure Pop compatriot Herb has left the building – and though he is gone, the emotional trauma he inflicted his memory lives on, namely in the music he played instore – and a faint mildewy odor that still lingers on around the bathroom. Below is a list of songs that that have that watery smack of herb we’ve all come to love, albeit in that way you love a retarded child.

    Richard Harris – McArthur Park

    This is a great example of herb’s ability to look past schmaltzy production staight to the emotional sentiment of a song. Where a lesser music appreciator would only see an obscure reference to mid 20th century poet W. H. Auden’s musings on a long life irrevocably lived – Herb looked deeper stating “Dude, it’s not about a cake. It’s about a girl. Who left his cake out in the rain.”

    Sparks – Equator

    Herb loved his joke bands. If you wore a hitler mustache and used puns in your album titles Herb’s probably commented on your youtube videos.

    Husker Du – Eight Miles High

    Any time we’ve ever done lists here on Pure Pop Online herb will inevitably sneak in a Husker Du song. Don’t ask me why. I think he had his first kiss while listening to Zen Arcade, when he was 25.

    Guided By Voices – My Valuable Hunting Knife

    Herb may be alot of things, but one thing he is not not is a Rob Pollard apologist… Give it a second.

    Prefab Sprout – When Love Breaks down

    As i said previously, herb has an uncanny knack for seeing right through the trappings of a particular period or genre and right to it’s frosted tip’ed, tear stained, incredibly self indulgently over-emotional core. And his introduction of Prefab Sprout to my life finally allowed me to listen to something other than Kate Bush, for about a week.

    Pulp – Common People

    Herb: “See lecherous, bitter misanthropes CAN make great music!”

    Daft Punk – One More Time

    There’s this dance that herb does – it’s sort of like the Carlton Banks but whiter. Sorta like this:
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    New Order – The Perfect Kiss

    Though i may never forgive herb for making me listen to ol’ Berny’s side project Bad Lieutenant, i can never thank him enough to for finally opening my eyes back in the mid aughts to this band. These guys changed my perspective on what “Electronic” and “Punk” and “Dance” meant and much like Herb, introduced me to a whole world of excellent and under appreciated artists.

    Thanks buddy, you’ll be missed.

    When two or more creative personalities dissolve a partnership, the inevitable disparity of accomplishment between the former collaborators can be anything from slight to a gaping chasm. Consider Cheech & Chong. When the comedy duo parted ways, Cheech Marin’s success eclipsed Tommy Chong’s considerably.

    Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari, a Famous Chonger

    In the world of music, this phenomenon is all too common. Here are some unfortunate people who “Chonged” it.

    Grant Hart

    Hart was a vocalist and drummer for Husker Du. Hart composed about a third of the band’s songs, including many of their best. (Just listen to “Terms of Psychic Warfare.”) When the they split, the band’s other principle songwriter, Bob Mould, went on to achieve his greatest success with a new project, Sugar. These days, Mould’s a respected solo artist who released his ninth solo album to acclaim last year. Hart, on the other hand, has not fared as well. He was misdiagnosed as HIV positive following Husker Du’s break-up. He lived under that misapprehension for six months. His solo career, while producing some memorable and worthwhile albums, hasn’t come close to Mould’s prosperity.

    Pete Wylie

    Undoubtedly, many of those fortunate enough to have seen The Clash in their heyday were inspired to form bands of their own. The Crucial Three was one such band. They wouldn’t last long enough to record anything, but two of their members would go on to achieve fame and glory. Ian McCulloch formed Echo & The Bunnymen. Julian Cope would find his niche with Teardrop Explodes and as a solo artist. The other guy? Well, Pete Wylie was in a number of bands and, to be fair, he enjoyed a small degree of success. On the other hand, ever hear of Wah!? No? Didn’t think so.

    Einar Örn Benediktsson

    The Sugar Cubes were a sort of Icelandic B-52s, and their Fred Schneider was Einar Örn Benediktsson, an eccentric and charismatic co-frontman. The other singing Sugar Cube, Bjork, would go on to achieve massive international success and icon status.  Benediktsson kept a much lower profile following his band’s break-up, writing a bit here and there and releasing the occasional, obscure album.

    Johnny Marr

    Perhaps the most famous musician to Chong on this list, Johnny Marr was one-half of The Smiths songwriting team, a group that influenced and inspired generations. To this day they are one of the 80′s most beloved bands. Unfortunately,they fell apart after four albums. Morrissey went solo and had no trouble maintaining his legions of fans. As integral as Marr was, writing all the band’s music, he has not been able to parlay his credentials to nearly the same degree. As Morrissey continues to release high-profile albums and embark on prestigious tours, Marr’s greatest successes have been sporadic appearances on other artists albums and the occasional stint as a sideman in groups like Modest Mouse.

    Andrew Ridgely

    They may be nothing more than a punchline today, but Wham! were quite popular when they first hit the scene. The duo put out three multi-platinum albums in four years, no small feat. Frustrated with the teen-baiting corner they’d painted themselves into, George Michael dissolved the group and went solo, releasing one of the best-selling albums of all-time and cementing his status as pop-star-for-life. Ridgely tried his hand at racing before unsuccessfully attempting to relaunch his music career. These days, he golfs.

    Rodan

    KMD were no great triumph. The endearing hip-hop trio were beset by some terrible luck. For one thing, one of their members, Subroc, was killed during the production of their second album. Subsequently, their label deemed that album too offensive for release and shelved it. It would not see the light of day for another eight years, in an attempt to capitalize on the momentum of former-KMD member (and Subroc’s brother) Zev Love X’s success under his new alias, MF Doom. KMD’s other founding member, Rodan, hasn’t done anything more notable than a couple of under-the-radar releases and a handful of appearances on MF Doom albums.

    weddingTanner, who since he was twelve spends most of his time planning an ever-more-elaborate, ever-less-likely-to-happen wedding for himself, came upon this dull website for what appears to be a collective of wedding dj’s. Amusingly, there’s a page of indie-rock themed wedding mixes, all of which look like rough drafts for the Garden State soundtrack. Being the bitter, dry husks of human beings that we are, the first thing we thought was, “What would the opposite of these mixes look like?”

    In that spirit, we proudly offer you seven tracks to spoil the mood at a wedding.

    1. The Big Pink – Dominos

    “As soon as I love her it’s been too long.
    And I really love breaking your heart”

    2. The Mountain Goats – No Children
    “And I hope when you think of me years down the line
    You can’t find one good thing to say
    And I’d hope that if I found the strength to walk out
    You’d stay the hell out of my way
    I am drowning
    There is no sign of land
    You are coming down with me
    Hand in unlovable hand
    And I hope you die
    I hope we both die”

    3. XTC – Your Dictionary

    “Now your laughter has a hollow ring
    But the hollow ring has no finger in
    So lets close the book and let the day begin
    And our marriage be undone”

    4. Rolling Stones – Out of Time

    “You’re out of touch, my baby
    My poor discarded baby
    I said, baby, baby, baby, you’re out of time”

    5. Husker Du – Never Talking to You Again

    “I’d put you down where you belong
    But I’m never talking to you again
    I’d show you everywhere you’re wrong
    But I’m never talking to you again”

    6. The Misfits – Last Caress

    “Well, I got something to say
    I killed your baby today
    And it doesn’t matter much to me
    As long as its dead”

    7. Jarvis Cocker – Don’t Let Him Waste Your Time

    ” ’cause the years fly by in an instant
    and you wonder what he’s waiting for
    and then some skinny bitch walks by in some hotpants
    and he’s running out the door”

    Rainysummer

    It’s been a gloomy summer in Vermont, where rain has become an almost daily occurrence. Fortunately, with our brutal winters, we’re all used to staving off seasonal malaise. Join us as we embrace the transcendent nature of music with our sunny songs for a rainy summer.

    The Kinks - Love Me Til the Sun Shines

    Dave Davies was not as prolific as his brother Ray, but he rarely disappointed. This lovely little love song is no exception.

    Velvet Underground – Here Comes the Sun

    Although this song dismisses the uplifting nature of the sun, its bright melody and upbeat rhythm make it the catchiest song about heart break out there.

    Husker Du – Celebrated Summer

    A nostalgic paean to summers past. Husker Du in top form, as they often were.

    Pavement – Summer Babe (Winter Version)

    “I saw your girlfriend and she was her eating fingers like they’re just another meal”. Yep. That captures the ideal summer experience.

    The Beach Boys - Warmth of the Sun

    Probably the most appropriate song on this list. Any collection of early Beach Boys songs would make for a great summer soundtrack.

    Loving Spoonful - Summer in the City

    I have a theory that every person who’s ever heard this song loves it. Infectious!

    Fleet Foxes – Sun Giant/Sun it Rises

    A serene counterpoint to the previous entry. Let it wash over you with thoughts of warmth and tranquility.

    Pogues – Sunny Side of the Street

    This song evokes the Church Street experience, where half the street is usually shaded. Perhaps it would be more optimistic to say half basks in the sun.

    Katrina & The Waves – Walking on Sunshine

    Philip J Fry’s favorite song, as evidenced by his numerous renditions. Need I say more?

    George Gershwin – Summertime (Sam Cooke version)

    An American standard, this song has been covered countless times. This is one of many great versions of this wonderfully languid classic.

    Jimmy Cliff – Hello Sunshine

    Reggae and summer go together like peanut butter and fluf.

    The Beatles – Rain

    This song may call attention to what this list is meant to help us forget, but it’s a perfect endcap to this set, embracing the cleansing beauty of the rain, reminding us that it always precedes sunshine.